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From: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: For those that watch coffee commercials on TV
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Date: Fri, 26-Jul-85 12:15:16 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 26 12:15:16 1985
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Organization: Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA
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Q. Why does Mrs. Juan Valdez cheat on her husband?

A. Because Juan's is not enough.
-- 
                  Al Schwartz
                  Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA 
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