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From: jcjeff@ihlpg.UUCP (Richard Jeffreys)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A joke which will be offensive to Australians and kangaroos (ROT13)
Message-ID: <981@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Jul-85 00:39:19 EDT
Article-I.D.: ihlpg.981
Posted: Tue Jul 30 00:39:19 1985
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  Qevivat guebhtu Gur Nhfgenyvna bhgonpx, na Nzrevpna gbhevfg naq uvf jvsr 
chyyrq bire gb jngpu gur nznmvat fvtug bs n ohfuzna ehaavat qbja n xnatnebb
ba sbbg. Nyzbfg bhg bs oerngu, gur ohfuzna svanyyl gnpxyrq gur ornfg, naq
cebprrqrq gb shpx vg.
  Gur gbhevfgf qebir ba, funxvat gurve urnqf va nznmrzrag. Bire gur arkg uvyy,
gurl fnj n enapure ba ubefronpx punfr qbja nabgure xnatnebb. Nf fbba nf ur
ebcrq vg, gur ubefrzna whzcrq qbja naq shpxrq gur xnatnebb.
  Gur pbhcyr gura pnzr gb n gbja. Gurl fgbccrq va gur one gb beqre n qevax.
Gur zna jrag gb gur erfgebbz. Ur fnj n zna jvgu bar yrt yrnavat ntnvafg gur
jnyy, znfgheongvat shevbhfyl. Ur ehfurq bhg naq gbyq uvf jvsr.
  Juvyr gurl jrer gnyxvat, gur onegraqre pnzr hc. Gur zna fnvq gb gur
onegraqre, "Jung xvaq bs cynpr vf guvf? Onpx hc gur ebnq jr fnj n ohfuzna
pngpu n xnatnebb naq encr vg. Gura jr fnj n ubefrzna pngpu n xnatnebb naq encr
vg. Whfg abj, V jrag vagb gur erfgebbz naq fnj n bar-yrttrq zna orngvat bss.
Jung gur uryy vf tbvat ba?"
  "Jryy zngr," gur onegraqre fnvq, "lbh pregnvayl qba'g rkcrpg n oybxr jvgu
bayl bar yrt gb eha qbja n xnatnebb, qb lbh?"

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        Sebz gur xrlf bs Evpuneq Wrsserlf ( Oevgvfu Pvgvmra Birefrnf )        
                rzcyblrq ol Abegu Nzrevpna Cuvyvcf Pbecbengvba                
                @ NG&G Oryy Ynobengbevrf, Ancreivyyr, Vyyvabvf                
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