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From: leman@uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA
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Subject: Re: testing
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Date: Mon, 29-Jul-85 18:58:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 29 18:58:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA!leman    Jul 29 17:58:00 1985



Sorry about that one, folks,       
Here it is:
 
       THere was this Aggie Engineer, who wanted to do nothing more than to
run the streetcars in San Francisco.  Finally, he got a job, and began
conducting.  His only problem, tho, was that he didn't like old ladies, in
fact, he hated them.  Sure enough, one day an old lady got on, and started to
bug him, so he kicked her out, and ran over her.  
     At his hearing the judge sentanced him to the electric chair, and when
asked what his last wish was, replied "I want to smear a dozen bananas on me."
Of course this was carried out, and once, twice, three times he was zapped, but
nothing happened, so they let him go.  
     Soon he was back conducting streetcars.  As per, another little old lady
came on and razzed him, so he ran HER over, and was again sentanced to death.
When asked his last request--" I want to smear a dozen bananas on me."  This
was done, and once, twice, thrice, and again nothing.  A week later he was 
back on the streetcars, and ANOTHER little old lady came on.  She was duly
dealt with, and so was he.  Again, " I want to smear a dozen bananas on me."
This time he was zapped with 10 times the normal load, and STILL didn't die.
As they were unstrapping him, the executioner asked, "Why do you keep doing
this?"  The reply?


"I guess I'm just a bad conducter."
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Thas all foks.

        "the nose knows"