Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site daemen.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!rocksvax!sunybcs!daemen!kumpf From: kumpf@daemen.UUCP (Chumley J. Walrus) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Yet Another Wierd One Message-ID: <777@daemen.UUCP> Date: Tue, 30-Jul-85 18:39:35 EDT Article-I.D.: daemen.777 Posted: Tue Jul 30 18:39:35 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 1-Aug-85 06:14:49 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Daemen College Computer Science, Buffalo NY Lines: 29 *** THIS LINE IS UNDER REPAIR, PLEASE FOLLOW THE DETOUR SIGNS *** I saw this one a theater a few years back ALIEN MEATBALLS ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ And I overheard this conversation a few years back. I was standing in a restaurant waiting to pick up a pizza when a customer said the following: CUSTOMER: "How many slices are in your small pizza?" WAITRESS: "8" CUSTOMER: "Better cut it into 6 slices, I can't eat 8" The waitress gave the guy the stupidest look and left. The guy was dead serious. What a fool!!!!!! -- ****************************************************************************** Present Address: 15 Liberty Terrace Town,State,Zip Code: Cheektowaga,New York,14215 Phone: (716) 836-0203 UUCP: sunybcs!daemen!kumpf ARPA: kumpf%daemen.uucp@buffalo.CSNET@csnet-relay ******************************************************************************