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From: frederic@ubvax.UUCP (Frederic Bach)
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Subject: Poles and fools.
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Date: Fri, 26-Jul-85 11:37:59 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jul 26 11:37:59 1985
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Foreword : In France, we have two series of jokes that correspond
	   to American Poles' jokes : jokes with fools and jokes
	   with Belgians. ( Everybody's somebody's fool...)

	This fool decides to escape from the asylum by squeezing
	through the keyhole. So he takes a long long run and dives
	towards the hole. Of course the next second, he is sitting
	on the floor, his face completely destroyed.And says :
	" The fools, they left the key inside the lock. "

	Why did they have to close the Royal Library in Brussels ?
	Someone stole the book.

	- Hey do you want to hear a Belgian joke ?
	- I AM Belgian.
	- That's OK, I will tell you it twice then.

	This fool is painting his ceiling. In comes another fool
	who says : " I need this ladder, hold on to the brush."

	This asylum director is having a swimming pool built in
	the asylum park. One day, he is taking a walk outside
	and passing near the construction site, he notices a fool
	standing by the edge of the hole. He walks up to him and
	notices that the bottom of the pool is covered with other
	fools in pretty bad condition though. So he asks the lone
	guy " Why didn't you jump in ?" and the reply :
	" I can't swim "
-- 

				Frederic

		<< You need steel balls to play pinball.>>

	      It's too late for a disclaimer, I'm leaving today.

         Frederic Bach   48 rue de Babylone   87000 LIMOGES   FRANCE