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From: leman@uiucuxc.Uiuc.ARPA
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Subject: joke-finally
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Date: Mon, 29-Jul-85 20:33:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 29 20:33:00 1985
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One of these days I will get this right, until then, forgive me please.
    JOKE!!!!!
      "There was this Aggie engineer who wanted nothing more out of life than
to run the streetcars in San Francisco.  As time passed, he finally got his
wish and went to work running the streetcars, and he was a happy man.
       His only problem was that he hated little old ladies.  As these things
happen in net.jokes, he soon met the littlest, oldest lady in San Fransisco, and
promptly ran her over.  He was sent before the judge, and sentanced to die in the
electric chair.  When asked his last request, he wanted a dozen bananas rubbed 
all over his body, and it was done.  Once, twice, thrice he was zapped, and
nothing happened.  The astonished executioner (my old physics prof., I believe)
had to let him go, and soon he was back out conducting his streetcar.
     Sure enough, another little, old lady came up, and he ran HER over.  This
rather peeved the old judge, who sentanced him again.  Whiz, boom , bang, and
a dozen more bananas, and he was STILL living.
     A month later, he was back on the streets, when all of a sudden, this
sweer old granny was spotted down the tracks.--He even sped up to hit this
old matriarch.  An incredibly angry judge faced him and asked "Why do you 
keep living and running over old ladies?"  
     "Well yer honor, I guess I'm just a bad conducter"
hohohoho