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From: hymie@sftig.UUCP (D.Carno)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: New answers to old questions
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Date: Wed, 31-Jul-85 15:47:07 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 31 15:47:07 1985
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	These are some new answers we'd like to see to some old questions.
They were related to me by a friend who got them from MAD magazine, however he
only told me two of a long list.  I take no responsibility for the accuracy of
these.  If anyone else saw the list they might want to complete it.  Well here
goes:



Q.  What's the worlds oldest profession?

		(Imagine billions and billions of linefeeds)

A.  Being God.


Q.  What item could people use to prevent %79 percent of accidents in
    automobiles?

		(Imagine Carl Sagan yping thise)

A.  Contraceptives.

	
						Dave Carno
						ATTIS  Summit, N.J.
						...!ihnp4!sftig!hymie

If the average person uses only 1/3 of his brain, and drinking kills brain
cells, then by drinking excessively one increases the percentage of one's
brain that one uses...  If one leans his head at the correct angle while
drinking.