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From: kscott@ucsfcgl.UUCP (Kevin Scott%Kuntz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Poster
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Date: Wed, 31-Jul-85 22:20:42 EDT
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In article <1475@shark.UUCP> davew@shark.UUCP (Dave Williams) writes:
>*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
>It has come to my attention that this newsgroup is under attack
>by nefarious site administrators throughout the known world
>(and also parts of Canada). What we need is a concerted effort
>by all the bizzare devotees to show these self proclaimed censors
>of netland that we mean business. What we need is something to
>rally around. What we need is a net.bizzare poster person. No,
>not a person to post articles, although we need more of those
>also, but a person whose likeness on a poster would signify what
>net.bizzare is all about.
>I am posting this to this group as net.bizzare is not a valid
>group here.

I am not a net.bizarre devotee, particularly because I never knew what it
was about.  If it does not involve Nutrasweet, New Coke, Old Coke, boiling
water or view to a kill jokes, I would probably read it.  The main thing
is I have a bizarre file I used to send to those I was about to 
write (UNIX TM or whatever) to, so ...



















                                  . .  .                                       
                             ` . `\ \\/\\ \\\                                  
                    // / '/' \/    `  ` \\ \ \ /\                              
                 / /` \                    \   \ \ \                           
             ` ``/                              \ .\\\                         
             ``                                    \ \\\                       
                                                        .\\                    
                               ___--------____            \\.\       .         
                       ___----'               ---__          \\.` . / ..       
                     /-'                 ___       \           \.`'  .         
                    \_                  / _ \        \                         
                      \_                \___/          \                       
                        -__                            )                       
                            --___                ___ /                         
                                    -  - -- --                                 





And of course the sister file





                                       .  . .                                  
                                  /// //\// /` . `                             
                              /\ / / // `  `    \/ `\` \ \\                    
                           / / /   /                    / `\ \                 
                         ///. /                              \`` `             
                       /// /                                    ``             
                    //.                                                        
         .       /.//            ____--------___                               
       .. \ . `.//          __---               `----___                       
         .  ``./           /       ___                 `-\                     
                         /        / _ \                  _/                    
                        /          \___/                _/                      
                       (                            __--                       
                         \ ___                ___--                            
                                 -- -- -  -                                    






If  you can leave them on two empty terminals near each other (my .logout
used to alternate between the two), you may get the feeling of being watched.

And now an obligatory bad joke, 
What game do little cannibal children play?


Swallow the leader!