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From: adam@ucsfcgl.UUCP (Adam Janin%Kuntz)
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Subject: Request for joke
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Date: Thu, 1-Aug-85 00:51:46 EDT
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<< Crunchies and Munchies in here somewhere (said the line eater) ... >>

Would people please mail me all JAP (Jewish American Princess) jokes that
they know?  I will collect and post to the net if anyone is interested.

Now, here are some of mine.  (Some may be offensive, no ROT.)

What's a JAP's favorite whine?
(Annoying line feeds)
"Daddy, I wanna go to Floooorida."

What's the difference between a JAP and a barricuda?
(More line feeds...)
Nail polish.

(These are the ones that may be offensive)

What's the difference between a JAP and Jello*?
^L
Jello wiggles when you eat it.

How do you know when a JAP has an orgasm?
#/11
She drops her nail file.

* - Trade Mark of General Foods. :-)


Please respond by mail (adam@ucsfcgl.ARPA).
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        Adam Janin  (adam@ucsfcgl.ARPA)

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How about "How many roads must a man walk down"?  42!  Sounds good!