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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bad News
Message-ID: <1525@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 29-Jul-85 14:25:09 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 29 14:25:09 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Aug-85 02:22:07 EDT
Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor said, "I have some bad news and some *really* bad
news."

The fellow said, "let me have it."

The doctor said, "The bad news is that I got your test results
back and you have only 24 hours to live."

The man groaned, sobbed, and otherwise carried on.  Finally
he asked the doctor, "What's the *really* bad news?"

The doctor replied, "I forgot to call you yesterday!"