Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site othervax.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!micomvax!othervax!ray
From: ray@othervax.UUCP (Raymond D. Dunn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Crane accident
Message-ID: <438@othervax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 2-Aug-85 14:35:29 EDT
Article-I.D.: othervax.438
Posted: Fri Aug  2 14:35:29 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Aug-85 09:20:17 EDT
References: <9900370@uiucdcs> <5528@tekecs.UUCP> <724@lll-crg.ARPA> <5548@tekecs.UUCP> <318@brl-tgr.ARPA>
Reply-To: ray@othervax.UUCP
Followup-To: net.jokes
Organization: Philips Information Systems - St. Laurent  P.Q., Canada
Lines: 40
Summary: 


 
>>                "THE WHIP!"
>>                "No, no, anything but the whip!"
>>                "THE WHIP, THE WHIP!!!!"
>>                "Nooo, noooooooo, not the whip, anything, please,
>>                 anything but the whip."
>>                "ANYTHING??????"
>>                "The whip, the whip, the whip."
>> 
>> Okay folks, we've all known this since we were urchins, but WHERE DOES
>> IT COME FROM? I've never seen any reference for it or anything..
   
> Just shows to show how far towards S-M the world has moved.  When *I* was
>an urchin, the joke went:

>	.
>       .

> or (alternate version):

>	"THE WOODS, THE WOODS!"
>	"No, no, anything but the woods!"
>	"THE WOODS, THE WOODS!"
>	"No, no, my mother wouldn't like it!"
>	"YOUR MOTHER LOVED IT!"
>	"The woods, the woods!"

You all got it wrong, it SHOULD be:

	"THE WOODS, THE WOODS!"
	"No, no, anything but the woods!"
	"THE WOODS, THE WOODS!"
	"No, no, my mother wouldn't like it!"
	"YOUR MOTHER'S NOT GOING TO GET IT!"
	"The woods, the woods!"

Ray Dunn
"Excuse me, is this the room for an argument?"
"I've told you once!"