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From: steve@micomvax.UUCP (Steve Grice)
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Subject: NEJ
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Date: Fri, 2-Aug-85 15:46:24 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug  2 15:46:24 1985
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     Wow, here's another amazing but true story. I once saw a man take
a family portrait at midnight, I've even seen a lady take a photo with
the lense cap on. I could go on and on about all these fascinating inc-
idents, as everybody else seems to be doing lately, or maybe I could
tell everyone about the licence plates I saw today...

     I'm not going to that, instead I'm going to do something really
radical in this news group  -  post a joke.




Freddie flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had
spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who
should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his. 
    "Oscar, what happened to you?" asked the flea, because Oscar looked pretty
terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his nose running, his eyes red, and his
teeth chattering. 
    "I got a ride down here in some guy's mustache....and he came down by
motorcycle. I nearly froze my nuts off," wheezed Oscar. 
    "Let me give you a tip, old pal," said Freddie spreading some more
suntan oil on his shoulders. "You go to the stewardesses' lounge at the
airport, see, and you get up on a toilet seat, and when an Air Florida
stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice, warm ride. Got it?" 
    So you can imagine the flea's surprise when, a month or so later, while
stretched out all warm and comfortable on the beach, whom should he see but
Oscar - looking more chilled and miserable then before. 
    "Listen," said Oscar before Freddie could say a word, "I did
everything you said. I made it to the stewardesses' lounge and waited till a
really cute one came in, made a perfect landing, and got so warm and cozy that
I dozed right off." 
"So?" asked the flea. 
"So the next thing i know I'm on some guy's mustache..."


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Steve Grice
philabs!micomvax!steve