Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!fortune!polard From: polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry Polard) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: How Do You Know Jueesus Was Jewish Message-ID: <5429@fortune.UUCP> Date: Fri, 2-Aug-85 15:24:07 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.5429 Posted: Fri Aug 2 15:24:07 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 3-Aug-85 10:29:46 EDT References: <785@utcs.UUCP> Reply-To: polard@fortune.UUCP (Henry polard) Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 14 Keywords: theology jocularity judaica Summary: summery In article <785@utcs.UUCP> lharris@utcs.UUCP (L. Harris) writes: >HOW DO YOU KNOW JESUS WAS JEWISH?? >1)HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS >2)HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS A GOD. Let's get this right, kids. 1. He didn't leave home until the age of 30. 2. He went into his father's business. 3. His mother thought he was God. -- Henry Polard (You bring the flames - I'll bring the marshmallows.) {ihnp4,cbosgd,amd}!fortune!polard N.B: The words in this posting do not necessarily express the opinions of me, my employer, or any AI project.