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From: operator@bnl44.UUCP (operator)
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Subject: speeding car
Message-ID: <985@bnl44.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Jul-85 14:43:16 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 30 14:43:16 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Aug-85 21:24:46 EDT
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  One morning, an hearing impaired driving a 'camaro' car, was 
sitting next to his friend named Paul who is a hearing person.
The deaf man named John was speeding up to est. 90 mph.  " Slow
down, John" , Paul signed.  "d  slowly.  " Don't worry ", John replied.
There was the cop in the back of 'camaro' car.  Paul said ,
" You are sucker, dont you realize that you would be caught ??"
John was not panic at all, he just was relax and cool.  Once he 
pulled his car off.  The cop came out of his car,  went to the left 
side of the 'camaro' car.  As John opened the window, He signed quickly,
" What is the problem ?? ".   The cop was confused and didnt know what
to do .  He never met hearing impaired person all his life.  He just
decided to excuse John.  John was lucky and didnt get ticket for     
speeding.  


 "You are so lucky !!!" , Paul exclaimed, " I will like to do that, let
me drive, okay?" he asked.  John let him drive.  Speeding the car, 
Paul was caught by the same cop.  As Paul opened the window and repeated
what John had done. Suddenly, the cop signed " It is unlegal to speed !"
Paul was shocked !!  Too bad, he got ticket for speeding.......