Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rayssd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!rayssd!msf From: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank) Newsgroups: net.micro,net.jokes Subject: Assembler Level Commands (long) Message-ID: <881@rayssd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 24-Jul-85 10:40:53 EDT Article-I.D.: rayssd.881 Posted: Wed Jul 24 10:40:53 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 25-Jul-85 08:27:44 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI Lines: 283 Xref: linus net.micro:9875 net.jokes:11255 To all assembler level programmers: Attached you will find a list of new and improved commands to enhance any programming language. I know many of these have been seen before, but this is the first major compilation I've seen. (NOTE: Any additions to this list should be EMAILED to me. If I get enough, I will post a list of all new commands at a later date.) =============================================================================== 1401 1401 Incompatibility 360 360 Fibulation 370 370 Immolation 407 407 Emulation ABC Abolish Basic Compiler ACM Automatically Clear Memory ADDN ADD Nauseum AFP Abnormal Floating Point AI Add Improper ARNZ Add and Reset to Non-Zero ARZ Add and Reset to Zero AT Accumulate Trivia AZ Address by Zipcode AZ+4 Address by 9 digit Zipcode BB Branch on Bug BBBB Byte Baudy Bit and Branch BBC Branc Before Compare BBI Branch on Blinking Indicator BBOI Branch on Burned-Out Indicator BBR Bug on Branch BBW Branch Both Ways BC Bypass Core BCB Burp and Clear Bytes BCBF Branch on Chip Box Full BCG Branch on CE Ground BCR Backspace Card Reader BSD BackSpace Disk BD Beat on Drum BDB Branch on Donner or Blitzen BDM Branch and Disconnect Memory BEC Bypass Error Check BEW Branch Either Way BH Branch and Hang BIM Branch on Index Missing BIR Branch and Invert Record BLC Branch and Loop Continuous BMF Blow Main Fuse BMR Branch on Multiple Registers BO Byte Operator BOD Branch on Operator Desperate BOPL Burn Out Pilot Lights BOS Branch on Operator Sleepy BPD Branch if Programmer Debugging BPDI Be Polite and Don't Interrupt BPM Branch on Phase of Moon BPO Branch on Power Off BR Byte and Run BSC Burst Selector Channel BST Backspace and Stretch Tape BTR Break Tape and Reverse CB Crash and Burn CBS Crash Bothersome Source code CC Change Channels CCS Chinese Character Set CD Concoct Data CDI Crash Disk Immediate CG Convert to Garbage CM Circulate Memory CFM ConFuse Memory CMB Create Machine Bug CO Confuse Operator CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip CR Clobber Register CRN Convert to Roman Numerals CSN Call Supervisor Names CU Convert to Unary CUME Cover-Up Machine Errors CZZC Convert Zone to Zip Code DAMIT transfer control to perdition DB Drop Bits DBP Drop Back 15 yards and Punt DCOR Delete CORe DC Divide and Conquer DCC Dump Coreto Chad box DD Destroy Disk DIA Develop Ineffective Address DIC Drop Into Check DM Destroy Memory DMNS Do what I Mean Not what I Say DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key DNPG Do Not Pass Go DO Divide and Overflow DSPK Destroy Storage Protect Key DTBCD Destroy Tapes B, C, and D EC Eat Card ECB Eject Chad Box ECP Erase Card Punch ED Eject Disk EDMB Electrocute DP Manager and Branch EIO Execute Invalid Opcode ELP Enter Loop Permanently EM Evacuate Memory EO Execute Operator EOB Execute Operator and Branch EP Execute Programmer EMPC EMulate Pocket Calculator EPC Erase Punch Cards EPI Execute Programmer Immediately EPMA Erase Protected Memory Areas EPP Execute Political Prisoner EPW Erase Print Wheel EROS Erase Read-Only Storage ESNPR Emergency Stop - No Possible Restart ESP Execute System Programmer ETC EaT Card FCJ Feed Card and Jam FOAD Find Other Accumulator and Destroy FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away GFD Go Forth and Divide GFM Go Forth and Multiply GMC Generate Machine Check GMCB Generate Machine Check and Bounce GMCC Generate Machine Check and Cash GPE Generate Parity Error GSB Gulp and Store Bytes HCF Halt and Catch Fire HS Hide and Seek IAND Illogical AND IBM Illegal Bit Manuever IBP Insert Bug and Proceed IDA Invert Digital Array IFOR Initialize Fake Out Routine II Ignore Inquiry IIB Ignore Inquiry and Branch IIH Ignore Inquiry and Hang IC Interlock Core ILPS Invert Logical Power Supply IOP Interrupt and Order Pizza IOR Illogical OR IRB Invert Record and Branch ISC Ignore Supervisor Call JC Jam Card punch JK Jam Keypunch JT Jump if Tuesday LC Loop Continuously LCC Load and Clear Core LGA Load and Go Away LMB Lose Message and Branch LO Load Operator LWOM Load Write-Only Memory MAB Melt Address Bus MBF Multiply and Be Fruitful MBH Memory Bank Holdup MC Move Continuous MD Move Devious MDB Move and Drop Bits MLP Multiply and Lose Precision MLR Move and Lose Record MSF Make Silly Face MSLB Memory Shift Left and Branch MTI Make Tape Invalid MTS Move to Tape Stretcher MWC Move and Wrap Core NBC Negate by Clearing ORSD On Read error Self Destruct PBC Print and Break Chain PBS Pop Before Stacking PCR Punch Card Reader PD Play Dead PDK Punch Disk PDP Pop Disk Pack PF Punch, Fruit PI Punch Invalid PO Punch Operator POF Print On Fly POI Punch Operator Immediately PPSW Pack Program Status Word PS Print and Smear PSD Pause and Smoke Dope PT Punch Tape PURB Pick Up Random Bits PVC Punch Variable-length Card RBAG Random Branch Address Generator RBF Read Binary and Forget RBG Random Bug Generation RBT Read Blank Tape RWBT Rewind and Break Tape RCP Read Card Punch RC Read Chaos RCB Read Chad Box RCKG Read Count Key and Giggle RCR Rewind Card Reader RCSD Read Card and Scramble Data RD Reverse Directions RDK Reverse Disk RDKI Reverse Disk Immediate RDI Reverse Drum Immediate RF Rewind Forward RID Read Invalid Data RIG Read Inter-record Gap RIODN Rotate I/O Device Numbers RIOS Read In-Only Storage RM Reinitialize Meter RNBS Reflect Next Bus Signal RNR Read Noise Record ROLP Rewind On-Line Printer RPL Read Plotter RP Read Printer RPB Read Print and Blush RPBR Reverse Parity and Branch RPI Reverse Priority of Interrupts RPM Read Programmer's Mind RRR Rotate Right Randomly RS Read Sideways RSC Read and Shred Card RT Reduce Throughput RTR Refuse To Run RWRT Read, Write, and Rip Tape SB Shift a Bit SBM Shift a Bit More SAC Scramble All Channels SC Shred Cards SDAT Scatter Data SDK Slip Disk SD Snare Drum SLP Sharpen Light Pencil SM Scatter Memory SMC Scatter Multiplexor Channel SP Scatter Print SIPA Sinking Point Arithmetic SLPA Sliding Point Arithmetic SPD Shuffle Program Deck SPSW Scramble Program Status Word SRC Skip to Random Channel SRNZ Subtract and Reset to Non-Zero SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero SSJ Select Stacker and Jam SST Stop and Stretch Tape ST Stretch Tape TCD TRansfer Control to Disk TCOL Transfer Control to Overhead Lights TCPL Transfer Control to Pilot Lights TCWS Transfer Control to Wall Socket TDB Transfer and Drop Bits TH Transfer and Hang TLR Transfer and Lose Return TMD Transfer Monitor to Disk TPD Triple-Pack Decimal TSH Trap Secretary and Halt UCB Uncouple CPUs and Branch UER Update and Erase Record US Upset Stacker VL Virtueless Memory VPA Vanishing Point Arithmetic WBT Water Binary Tree WCKG Write Count Key and Giggle WEMG Write Eighteen Minute Gap WHR Write Hit Record WI Why Immediate WMTE Wrap Memory Transfer Erase WNR Write Noise Record WPET Write Past End of Tape WPF Write to Protected Files WPM Write Programmer' Mind WWLR Write Wrong Length Record -- Michael Frank path: rayssd!msf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serious Quote: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." 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