Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rayssd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!rayssd!msf From: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank) Newsgroups: net.micro,net.jokes Subject: Assembler Level Commands (update) Message-ID: <911@rayssd.UUCP> Date: Wed, 31-Jul-85 10:14:36 EDT Article-I.D.: rayssd.911 Posted: Wed Jul 31 10:14:36 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 1-Aug-85 20:38:45 EDT Distribution: net Organization: Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI Lines: 122 Xref: linus net.micro:9961 net.jokes:11417 Re: Assembler Level Commands To: All assembler level programmers: Attached you will find an additional list of assembler commands submitted to me during the past week. I have edited a few and removed some redundancies. This is only a list of new commands. Please keep mailing others to me, and I will keep track so that I may send out a new list in a few weeks. Until then, you'll have to settle for updates. (NOTE: Here I'll try to give blame where blame is due :-) =============================================================================== From: linus!decvax!ucbvax!metcalf@ucbmiro.Berkeley.ARPA (Chris Metcalf) CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt ***************** From: Tom Reid (MS W932) RCF Reboot and Catch Fire ***************** From: Michael Ardai AFF Add Fudge Factor BE Branch Eventually BOH Branch if Operator is High BT Branch on Tree CVI ConVert to Islam DPI Disregard Preceding Instructions HSJ Hop, Skip, and Jump LHW Load Halfwit MLF Move and Lose Furniture. MTP Mount TCB chain on Printer RCAC Read a Card... Any Card SLH Shift Left and Hike TUW Test Under Water WITCH Convert to Hex ********************* From: allegra!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!shor (Melinda Shore) AAC Alter All Commands AAR Alter At Random AB Add Backwards AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant AIB Attack Innocent Bystander AWTT Assemble With Tinker Toys BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri BAF Blow All Fuses BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop BDC Break Down and Cry BF Belch Fire BDF Burn Data Tree BW Branch on Whim CBNC Close, But No Cigar CH Create Havoc CMD Compare Meaningless Data CML Compute Meaning of Life CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown COLB Crash for Operator's Lunch Break CS Crash System CSL Curse and Swear Loudly DDC Dally During Calculations DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed. DOC Drive Operator Crazy DLN Don't Look Now... DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent DPR Destroy Program DTC Destroy This Command DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left DW Destroy World EAD Erase All Disks ECO Electrocute Computer Operator EIAO Execute In Any Order ENF Emit Noxious Fumes FLI Flash Lights Impressively GCAR Get Correct Answer Regardless GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer HCP Hide Central Processor ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone LAP Laugh At Programmer LPA Lead Programmer Astray MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero MW Malfunction Whenever MWT Malfunction Without Telling OML Obey Murphy's Laws PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Cards PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer RA Randomize Answer RCB Read Commands Backwards RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely RRSGWS SNK Round and Round She Goes, Where She Stops, Nobody Knows SAI Skip All Instructions SCCA Short Circuit on Correct Answer SFH Set Flags to Half Mast SFT Stall For Time SOS Sign Off Stupid SRDR Shift Right, Double Ridiculous TARC Take Arithmetic Review Course TLO Turn Indicator Lights Off TN Take a Nap TTDT Tell Them to Do it Themselves TTA Try, Try Again UP Understand Program WSWW Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways ******************* From: Peter Ludemann EXO Exercise Operator SCH Seek and Crash Head -- Michael Frank path: rayssd!msf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serious Quote: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Funny Quote: "Celibacy can be cured!" Funnier Quote: "Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Light Side and a Dark Side, and it holds the Universe together." Funniest Quote: "A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make one believe in God."