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From: wmartin@brl-tgr.ARPA (Will Martin )
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 11:54:52 EDT
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Summary: Here are the words, already...

"Suicide is paneless", you say? What does that mean -- that you can't do
it in front of a window?

Enough of that... Here are the words: (This was on Usenet at least once
before, maybe two years or so ago. We need an infinite database to store
all this stuff for instant access forever...)

1.
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be;
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize, and I can see --

That (chorus): suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please.

2.
I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late.

And (chorus)

3.
The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to lose it anyway,
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say,

That (chorus)

4.
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give a seat
For that's the only painless feat.

'Cause (chorus)

5.
The sword of time will pierce our skins,
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin.

For (chorus)

6.
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key,
"Is it to be or not to be?"
And I replied, "Oh, why ask me?"

'Cause (chorus)
-- and you can do the same thing if you please...