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From: wkp@lanl.ARPA
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Subject: Some important new topics!!
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Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 14:17:32 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 18 14:17:32 1985
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All this orthopractic stuff is really getting boring!  Let's talk
about something else.  How about any one of the following topics?

1.  Why do goyim have such big noses?

2.  Why don't Reform Jewish girls ever date Jewish guys?

3.  Was Mr. Spock Jewish?  Was his first name Moishe?      

4.  Why aren't there any lox and bagels in New Mexico?

5.  Why don't Orthodox Jewish girls have orgasms?
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bill peter                                       ihnp4!lanl!wkp

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."
                                           --Oscar Wilde