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From: dsg@hlwpb.UUCP (D.Green)
Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish
Subject: Re: Some important new topics!!
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Date: Wed, 24-Jul-85 08:05:44 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 24 08:05:44 1985
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> >All this orthopractic stuff is really getting boring!  Let's talk
> >about something else.  How about any one of the following topics?
> >1.  Why do goyim have such big noses?
	Because air is free.
> >2.  Why don't Reform Jewish girls ever date Jewish guys?
	"Reform Rabbis are so reformed they are ashamed they are Jewish" Lenny Bruce.
> >3.  Was Mr. Spock Jewish?  Was his first name Moishe?      
        Mr. Spock was a Kohanim; his first name was Irving.          
> >4.  Why aren't there any lox and bagels in New Mexico?
        To try to get bill peter to move back to civilization.
> >5.  Why don't Orthodox Jewish girls have orgasms?
       Because they would have to drop their nail files.
> OKAY Lets start discussing some interesting questions...
> 1. Is Bill Peter Jewish?
     Are you?  And why do you want to know?
> 2. Whata does he have against Orthodox Jews?
     They haven't open up a good deli in New Mexico, you know what it is like
     to go without a good piece of corned beef for weeks on end?
> 3. Does he feel guilty about his past?
     His name is Peter, not Portnoy!
> 4. Is Bill Peter Jesus?
     Only if he lived at home till he was 30, went into his fathers business and
     his mother thought he was g-d.
> 5. Was Bill Peter jilted or stood up by a Jewish girl?
     If he hasn't been, he is the Warren Beatty of New Mexico.

:-)  :-)   :-)   :-)  

David Seth Green
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