Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site mtunh.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!cornell!vax135!houxm!mtuxo!mtunh!mis From: mis@mtunh.UUCP (Meyer Steinberg) Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish Subject: Re: Some important new topics!! Message-ID: <483@mtunh.UUCP> Date: Tue, 23-Jul-85 14:17:02 EDT Article-I.D.: mtunh.483 Posted: Tue Jul 23 14:17:02 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 26-Jul-85 04:24:35 EDT References: <28443@lanl.ARPA> Organization: AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Holmdel, NJ Lines: 34 >All this orthopractic stuff is really getting boring! Let's talk >about something else. How about any one of the following topics? > >1. Why do goyim have such big noses? > >2. Why don't Reform Jewish girls ever date Jewish guys? > >3. Was Mr. Spock Jewish? Was his first name Moishe? > >4. Why aren't there any lox and bagels in New Mexico? > >5. Why don't Orthodox Jewish girls have orgasms? >-- > >bill peter ihnp4!lanl!wkp > >"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." > --Oscar Wilde OKAY Lets start discussing some interesting questions... 1. Is Bill Peter Jewish? 2. Whata does he have against Orthodox Jews? 3. Does he feel guilty about his past? 4. Is Bill Peter Jesus? 5. Was Bill Peter jilted or stood up by a Jewish girl? Meyer Steinberg "The father, the son, the holy ghost, and bill peter"