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From: sommers@topaz.ARPA (Mamaliz @ The Soup Kitchen)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: "dead fish" handshakes given by males to females
Message-ID: <2785@topaz.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 18-Jul-85 03:48:16 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 18 03:48:16 1985
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Reply-To: sommers@topaz.UUCP (Mamaliz @ The Soup Kitchen)
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Keywords: fish kissing

Yah bandy,

And what is even worse MUCH WORSE then a "dead fish handshake" is someone
who kisses like a fish.  I am not sure how to explain it except that it
has to do with flabby wet lips.

Kissing too hard hurts though.  I wish more people would try the middle
ground (not try to jam my teeth through my lip, let me come up for air,
and not make me feel like I am kissing their pet guppy (who died
recently)).


This article has nothing to do with my present living situation (he kisses
just fine thank you) but is a reflection of past experience.

lizzy

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liz sommers
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