Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site timeinc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtunh!mtung!mtunf!ariel!vax135!timeinc!greenber From: greenber@timeinc.UUCP (Ross M. Greenberg) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: A Question for the Women(Color Analysis) Message-ID: <353@timeinc.UUCP> Date: Thu, 25-Jul-85 11:29:53 EDT Article-I.D.: timeinc.353 Posted: Thu Jul 25 11:29:53 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 27-Jul-85 00:01:02 EDT References: <1266@eagle.UUCP> <515@unc.UUCP> Reply-To: greenber@timeinc.UUCP (Ross M. Greenberg) Organization: Time, Inc. - New York Lines: 50 Summary: In article <2426@ut-sally.UUCP> pooh@ut-sally.UUCP (Pooh) writes: >Doesn't anybody out there think that there are more >important things in the world to be concerned with >than COLOR ANALYSIS, for crying out loud??? > I agree, my friend! This is pretty dumb.....the idea of spending that amount of time, and money to determine what your best colors are! Here's how you do it for free (although those of you considering taking such silly classes may send me ten dollars, and I'll send you a genuine dot-matrix diploma!): Put on some clothing and makeup if you insist on gunk on you face that most men would rather you left off (or at least I would!) Look in a mirror. Satisfied with what you see? If not, go back to the step above. Go out and see how many people say "You look good to[night,day]!". If instead they say "You look like a total piece of shit today!", go back to the first step. Keep on doing this until you run out of clothes, consistantly get good comments, or decide that you don't mind just being yourself. Does make a decent pickup line, though: "Hi. I'm ross. I can tell you're an easy 'fall', so I'll just 'spring' right along!" Arghhhhhh! > >No wonder so many Americans are seen as shallow >and narcissistic. Jeezus. > -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ross M. Greenberg @ Time Inc, New York --------->{vax135 | ihnp4}!timeinc!greenber<--------- I highly doubt that Time Inc. would make me their spokesperson. ---- "I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"