Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rruxo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!pyuxww!pyuxv!rruxa!rruxo!vch From: vch@rruxo.UUCP (Kerro Panille) Newsgroups: net.auto,net.flame Subject: Re: Halogen headlights -- ARGH! Message-ID: <289@rruxo.UUCP> Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 14:28:27 EDT Article-I.D.: rruxo.289 Posted: Mon Aug 26 14:28:27 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 28-Aug-85 20:56:32 EDT References: <1343@umcp-cs.UUCP> Organization: Colony, Pandora Lines: 38 Xref: watmath net.auto:7880 net.flame:11697 >Halogen headlights are obnoxious! They serve virtually no useful >purpose, except for sadists who enjoy blinding other drivers! Well, >I'm not gonna take it any more! > >I propose the following solution to the problem: whenever you see >obnoxiously bright lights staring you in the face, turn on your high >beams. Sure it's obnoxious, but they're doing it to you; and if enough >people join in this crusade, halogens will disappear (except for drivers >who are sadistic AND masochistic). Of course, this should only be done >when the Enemy is alone; it wouldn't quite be fair to blind >noncombatants. (Far away noncombatants, however, will only be affected >mildly; whereas the crusade to ban halogens will spare them untold >future suffering imposed by the Enemy.) > >This guerilla warfare program also applies, of course, to mis-aimed Oh yeah, sure. What about those of us who own NEW cars??? My new car happened to come with Halogen headlights. What do you want me to do, replace them??? I'll tell you what - everybody who reads this should send you their name and address, make, model and year car, and YOU can replace their headlights for them!! (I have a 1985 Mercury Lynx, and you can send the replacements to 444 Hoes Lane, Piscataway, NJ 08854) By the way - my car has a nice little feature - the lights can be flashed on by pulling the turn indicator arm. The resulting flash is at least *five times* as bright as the high beams. So, when I have obnoxious people like you flash their dull yellow lights at me - I REALLY give it to 'em!!! headlights at me, I have a nasty little -- Vince Hatem +----------------------------------------+ Bell Communications Research !"..., isn't that right, Daniel?" ! Raritan River Software Systems Center ! "When you get that look on your face, ! 444 Hoes Lane ! Marty, I go prune my roses." ! 4D-360 ! -Frank Herbert ! Piscatway, NJ 08854 ! Chapterhouse: Dune ! (201) 699-4869 ! pg 459 ! ...ihnp4!rruxo!vch +----------------------------------------+