Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site cvl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!cvl!eli From: eli@cvl.UUCP (Eli Liang) Newsgroups: net.auto,net.flame Subject: Re: Halogen headlights -- ARGH! Message-ID: <780@cvl.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 15:15:36 EDT Article-I.D.: cvl.780 Posted: Tue Aug 27 15:15:36 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 29-Aug-85 20:59:47 EDT References: <1343@umcp-cs.UUCP> Organization: Computer Vision Lab, U. of Maryland, College Park Lines: 33 Xref: linus net.auto:6823 net.flame:10787 > Halogen headlights are obnoxious! They serve virtually no useful > purpose, except for sadists who enjoy blinding other drivers! Well, > I'm not gonna take it any more! > > I propose the following solution to the problem: whenever you see > obnoxiously bright lights staring you in the face, turn on your high > beams. Sure it's obnoxious, but they're doing it to you; and if enough > people join in this crusade, halogens will disappear (except for drivers > who are sadistic AND masochistic). Of course, this should only be done > when the Enemy is alone; it wouldn't quite be fair to blind > noncombatants. (Far away noncombatants, however, will only be affected > mildly; whereas the crusade to ban halogens will spare them untold > future suffering imposed by the Enemy.) > > This guerilla warfare program also applies, of course, to mis-aimed > headlights, and does not apply to any halogens that might somehow be > aimed in a non-offensive way (but I doubt that's possible). Certain halogens are legal when adjusted as specified by the Motor Vehicle Codes. If I had halogen headlights legally adjusted and I was driving down the road with my halogen "LOW" beams on and some *OBNOXIOUS* twerp zapped me with his "HIGH" beams as "punishment," I'd f*ck him right back with my HALOGEN high beams. I can play chicken as well as the next guy, better in fact. Viligante tactics often backfire. -eli -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eli Liang --- University of Maryland Computer Vision Lab, (301) 454-4526 ARPA: liang@cvl, liang@lemuria, eli@mit-mc, eli@mit-prep CSNET: liang@cvl UUCP: {seismo,allegra,brl-bmd}!umcp-cs!cvl!liang