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From: bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: HURRAY!!!--a contest!
Message-ID: <810@aluxe.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 30-Aug-85 15:34:05 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 30 15:34:05 1985
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Hurray!!!---a contest!

What are the prizes???

In reference to the LEAST BIZARRE
POSTING/PERSON/JUDGE/WHATEVER/ETC/CONTEST--

WHAT are the prizes?
What ARE the prizes?
What are THE prizes?

maybe:
1.  532.16 feet of white space.
2.  4 copies of THE posting cross posted to all net.groups
3.  position of judge for the next month
4.  a rasher of salty killer-slugs
5.  an all expenses paid trip to a bizarre street in a
    bizarre town via a car with a bizarre license plate
    and a bizarre bumper sticker
6.  an all expenses paid trip from a bizarre street....
7.  a copyrighted .signature declaring this bizarre honor
8.  a new net.bizarre.subgroup created and named for him/her
9.  a recording of Guber's impression of Cary Grant
10. a replica of the Gong Show gong
11. name added to the list of people-not-on-the-net
12. a life-time membership card to the Turtle's yearly
    hootenanny
13. a silly quote (ranked 1 on a scale of 10) to be appended
    twice to all future postings
14. a collection of famous sayings by Millard Filmore
15. a brown paper bag full of food that can spell 'once'
16. a tombstone made of pizza with a smiley face
17. an aerosol spray can of "salt-the-killer-slug" tm
18. the rest of the day off
19. an 8oz. can of COKE(whatever)
20. a posted summary of something 
21. a plaque that cannot be removed with any toothpaste
22. #9 digitized
23. #9 written in BASIC


or maybe not.
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ps, since the judge withdrew the obvious winner, I will
accept the tarnished award for this posting - knowing
full well that being #2 is a bizarre award in itself.
And, thank you for your continuing support....

WHAT IS THE PRIZE ???????