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From: ariels@orca.UUCP (Ariel Shattan)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Turtle time
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Date: Thu, 29-Aug-85 01:46:12 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 29 01:46:12 1985
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> >>>	ARE YOU A TURTLE?
> >>
> >>Q. What sticks so far out of a turtle's pajamas that you can hang a hat
> >>   on it??
> >>A. His head !!
> >>
> >>Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test??
> >
> >I think there are three more questions:
> >
> >Q. What is a four letter word meaning "intercourse"?
> >A. TALK
> >
> >Q. What word starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
> >A. FiretrUCK
> >
> >Q. What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
> >A. Legs.
> >
> >Was that all of them?
> >Rob Vollum
> 
> I remember one other one:
> 
> Q: What's long, hard and full of semen?
> A: A submarine.
> 
> Bryan S. Coughlan            ( Yes, that's right. My first 

Then there's:

Q: What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down,
   and a dog does in three legs?

A: Shake hands.

Ariel