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From: kaufman@uiucdcs.Uiuc.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: ALL POSTINGS ARE BIZARRE!
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Date: Fri, 30-Aug-85 14:10:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Aug 30 14:10:00 1985
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All submissions to net.bizarre are bizarre.

Proof:  Since there's a countable number of postings, they can be ordered on
the basis of bizarreness.  A posting can therefore be found that is no more
bizarre than any other one.  That in itself is quite bizarre.  And since all
other postings are by definition at least as bizarre as that one, they must
all be bizarre.

Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)
Self-Proclaimed Ghost of Labor Days Past