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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Judge Moriarty Wapner)
Newsgroups: net.legal,net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Jury duty and time flies
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Date: Mon, 2-Sep-85 23:49:35 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep  2 23:49:35 1985
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In article <684@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet) writes:
>c) If you have occasion to speak to the judge, call her (or him) "Your Honor"
>   rather than "Your Holiness", "Your Majesty", or "Honorable Mention". One
>   caveat, however -- if the letters W, A, P, N, E, or R appear in his name,
>   use the honorific "Hey Sludgehead".
>

That's MR. Sludgehead to you, Gary (just because he's our technical writer,
doesn't mean he gets to take liberties...)

  If you've got a flame, don't take it to the net.  Take it to court.

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