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From: crowley@ihlpm.UUCP (Opus in the Death Star )
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Real men and the consumption of sweat socks
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Date: Mon, 9-Sep-85 14:18:06 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep  9 14:18:06 1985
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> Men:  When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your 
> underwear, or do you pull down your shorts?  I'd always assumed 
> that everyone used the little hole.

Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They
let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. This way
real men have the characteristic squish squish when they walk.
I myself have squished a few times but not because I am a real
man but because of the long line at the washroom in the bar. 
						
				Bob "wet toes" Crowley
				ihlpm!crowley
								
The above opinion is my own and does not reflect the corporate
urination policies of my employer.