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From: jjs@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Jeff Sager x5265 JSL )
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dog story
Message-ID: <1138@cbdkc1.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 12-Sep-85 14:25:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: cbdkc1.1138
Posted: Thu Sep 12 14:25:08 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Sep-85 04:00:20 EDT
Reply-To: jjs@cbdkc1.UUCP ( Jeff Sager x5265 JSL )
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus
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In message <2858@ut-sally.UUCP>, crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
writes about a dog story:

>Anyhow, one of the black Labs, a youngster of about six months or so,
>began to feel poorly one day....
...
>solid brass padlocks, diligently applied.  What was strange was that a few
>of the locks had disappeared...
...
>...the vet squinted
>at the [x-rays] and laid the mystery to rest, confirming everyone's worst
>suspicions.  Next stop: the operating room.

Oh My!!  How uncouth...

Didn't the puppy know enough to at least have bagels and cream-cheese with
his *locks*?!?!?!?!

    Jeff Sager, AT&T, Columbus Ohio
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