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From: bruce@cher.UUCP (bruce stewart)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Real men and the consumption of sweat socks
Message-ID: <106@cher.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 12-Sep-85 10:12:53 EDT
Article-I.D.: cher.106
Posted: Thu Sep 12 10:12:53 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Sep-85 04:47:59 EDT
References: <4879@stolaf.UUCP> <472@ihlpm.UUCP>
Reply-To: bruce@cher.UUCP (bruce stewart)
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Organization: Benetics Corp, Mt.View, CA
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Summary: 

[ REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR SWEAT SOCKS ]

In article <472@ihlpm.UUCP> crowley@ihlpm.UUCP (Opus in the Death Star ) writes:
>> Men:  When you urinate, do you use the little hole in your 
>> underwear, or do you pull down your shorts?  I'd always assumed 
>> that everyone used the little hole.
>
>Real men don't use the hole or pull down their underwear. They
>let it run down their legs and collect in their shoes. This way
>real men have the characteristic squish squish when they walk.
>I myself have squished a few times but not because I am a real
>man but because of the long line at the washroom in the bar. 
>						

Real men tie it in a knot. Let's hear it for bondage.