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From: bjg@im4u.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Explanation of "Homeboys" ?
Message-ID: <459@im4u.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 24-Aug-85 12:08:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: im4u.459
Posted: Sat Aug 24 12:08:42 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 27-Aug-85 01:00:35 EDT
Reply-To: bjg@im4u.UUCP (Bart J. Geraci)
Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
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Keywords: pinto bean


[This line has words.]

    Far as I can tell, a "homeboy" is the sound made by the 3rd half of a
    pinto bean when crushed under 3 pounds of light. The other 2 halves
    sound like this:

	1st half: "to-do-do-do-do to-do-do-do-do"
	2nd half: "la-da-da la-da-da"

    Recently a university scientist has shown that with rigorous vocal
    training, all three halves of the crushed pinto bean can sing the
    Beach Boy's "Barbara Ann" in its entirety when crushed by 3
    pounds of light.

    [of course, i could be mistaken....]

					bj

[Disclaimer: There are no words, only interpretations of words. And it has
    been shown that no 2 people have the same interpretations. So if you
    don't like anything I say, it's your fault and not mine.]
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