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From: evan@petfe.UUCP (Evan Marcus)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Baby Sea Gulls
Message-ID: <449@petfe.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 25-Aug-85 17:10:37 EDT
Article-I.D.: petfe.449
Posted: Sun Aug 25 17:10:37 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 28-Aug-85 02:15:49 EDT
References: <950@teklds.UUCP>
Organization: Perkin-Elmer DSG, Tinton Falls, N.J.
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In <950@teklds.UUCP> we are asked the following:

> Where are the baby sea gulls? I lived on the coast for fourteen years
> and never saw a baby sea gull -- only adults, and all of THEM were 
> just about the same size. And don't tell me that they are out in the
> ocean somewhere, because I fish a lot and they're just not out there.
> 
> Next Week: Killer Bees

I am the keeper of Baby Sea Gulls.  I live on a big seaside estate in NJ,
and out in the backyard, I keep baby seagulls until they are just that
size, then I release them.  If they don't grow big enough, we just put them into
this big hole I have out back, which I call a gully.  See?   And if they
grow too big, then we release them as E-gulls.

Next week: Killer Bees

--Evan Marcus
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