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From: carl@aoa.UUCP (Carl Witthoft)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Baby Sea Gulls
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 07:59:34 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 07:59:34 1985
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Organization: Adaptive Optics Assoc., Cambridge, Mass. USA
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In article <950@teklds.UUCP> dand@teklds.UUCP (Daniel Dreiszus) writes:
>
>Where are the baby sea gulls? I lived on the coast for fourteen years
>and never saw a baby sea gull -- only adults, and all of THEM were 
>just about the same size. And don't tell me that they are out in the
>ocean somewhere, because I fish a lot and they're just not out there.
x
They are hard to recognize because they dont look like seagulls.
In fact, they are raised on people's lawns, where they look like plaster
ducks. After 6 weeks, on a diet of banana slugs, the home boys come by and
truck them to the "c"-shore, and they go FORTH and steal your picnic lunch.




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