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From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: who Ruschmeyer owes money command
Message-ID: <484@moncol.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Aug-85 16:52:14 EDT
Article-I.D.: moncol.484
Posted: Fri Aug 23 16:52:14 1985
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Organization: Monmouth College, West Long Branch, NJ 07764
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]From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet)
]Message-ID: <674@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
]Organization: The Digital Circus, Sector R
]
]> ps	Try this command:
]> 
]> 		who Ruschmeyer owes money 
]> 
]> 	The answer might surprise you
]
]However, when I did the command you suggested, I found out that Ruschmeyer
]apparently is in debt to all of civilization. I mean, the screen filled with
]names and amounts, due dates, principles, interests and carrying charges.
]This went on for 35 minutes and it only got up to the "D"s...

Guys, I hate to tell you this, but you've got the command arguments in the
wrong order (which is part of the reason that Gary could not find the
command in the manual). It's not

	who Ruschmeyer owes money

but

	who owes Ruschmeyer money


It turns out that the entire net owes me money! Being the nice guy that I
am, I was going to let it slide- that was until you guys at John Fluke Mfg.
*had* to bring it out into the open.

As you may have already noticed, the payment date has already passed for
much of this money. I am a reasonalbe man, however, so I will not ask for
any interest.

To stop any further action on my part, however, I either want my money or
the equivalent value in John Fluke's (no David Letterman's, please).

-- 
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Disclaimer:
	Monmouth College is a mecca for diverse opinions. It is, therefore,
	highly unlikely that the above opinions are those of anyone but me.

Silly quote:
	Son, you're mixing ponderables again...