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From: bsc@wuphys.UUCP (Bryan Coughlan)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Turtle time
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 16:57:13 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 16:57:13 1985
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>>>	ARE YOU A TURTLE?
>>
>>Q. What sticks so far out of a turtle's pajamas that you can hang a hat
>>   on it??
>>A. His head !!
>>
>>Does anyone remember the rest of the TURTLE test??
>
>I think there are three more questions:
>
>Q. What is a four letter word meaning "intercourse"?
>A. TALK
>
>Q. What word starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
>A. FiretrUCK
>
>Q. What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
>A. Legs.
>
>Was that all of them?
>Rob Vollum

I remember one other one:

Q: What's long, hard and full of semen?
A: A submarine.

This question is best administered orally!


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Bryan S. Coughlan            ( Yes, that's right. My first 
ihnp4!wuphys!bsc 		two initials are B.S. ! )