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From: kimery@wdl1.UUCP (Sam Kimery)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dead netters
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Date: Sun, 25-Aug-85 21:46:08 EDT
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Posted: Sun Aug 25 21:46:08 1985
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> > 	1) Prolonged absense of physical activity
> > 	2) Loss of appetite
> > 	3) Loss of sight and hearing
> > 	4) Increasing stiffness of joints and muscles
> > 	5) A rotting smell
> > 	6) Inability to remember the first five warning signs
> > 	7) Unexplainable pressence of coins on your eyelids
> > 	If you answered yes to one or all of these warning signs, you may 
> > already be dead. Please check with your physician.
> > 					Kenneth Crist
> > 					Nation Society to Prevent Death
> > 
For those of you that are dead you must remember that you should avoid 
operating heavy machinery.