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From: fred@gymble.UUCP (Fred Blonder)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: (Re:)**6+ Save the Guars(Tartar sauce and Fish Head beer GROSS)
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Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 22:26:18 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 27 22:26:18 1985
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    > From: nessus@nsc.UUCP (Kchula-Rrit)
    > Newsgroups: net.bizarre
    > Subject: (Re:)**6+ Save the Guars(Tartar sauce and Fish Head beer GROSS)
    > 
    > >>>>>> In the time it takes you to read this, 200-500 innocent
    > >>>>>> guars will be brutally slaughtered . . .
    > >>>
    > >>> ... and what's worse, there's even MORE!!
    > >>> 
    > >>>Tartaric acid (This people is almost extinct!)
    > >>Yah!  Anyone ever wonder where VELCRO comes from???  Out in the
    > >> deserts, these little creatures called velcros . . .
    > >
    > >Did anyone ever tell you that TARTAR SAUCE is made from mayonnaise,
    > >pickles, olives, capers, etc.?  Don't you believe them!  ...

    > I had always thought that tartar sauce was made from regurgitated
    > cream-of-mushroom soup.  That's what it reminds me of...

Good grief! Have you no sense of propriety? You're all overlooking the
most blatant of these offenses! haven't you ever wondered where baby
food comes from? And baby shampoo? Baby powder? The list is endless.
It's obvious that babies are the most exploited minority group in the
world today, yet why do we hear no outcry against this abomination?
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