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From: john@frog.UUCP (John Woods)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Baby Sea Gulls
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 13:57:35 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 13:57:35 1985
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> 
> Where are the baby sea gulls? I lived on the coast for fourteen years
> and never saw a baby sea gull -- only adults, and all of THEM were 
> just about the same size. And don't tell me that they are out in the
> ocean somewhere, because I fish a lot and they're just not out there.
> 
> Next Week: Killer Bees
> 

There is only one sea gull:  when it collides with something, it travels
backwards in time as a killer bee, which, upon colliding with something else,
converts back into a forward travelling sea gull.  The extremely intricate
path it travels enables it to account for all observed sea gulls and killer
bees.

What?  This isn't net.physics.bad?  Oh, dear, I'm sorry....

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