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From: knf@druxo.UUCP (FricklasK)
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Subject: Re: (Re:)**6+ Save the Guars(Tartar sauce and Fish Head beer GROSS)
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Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 13:52:43 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 27 13:52:43 1985
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>>>>>>>> In the time it takes you to read this, 200-500 innocent guars will be
>>>>>>>> brutally slaughtered by heartless guar hunters.  Their gums will be
>>>>>>>> removed (in an unspeakably crude fashion, sometimes before the guar
>>>>>>>> has even stopped moving) and sold to multinational food processing
>>>>>>>> corporations so that Yuppie ice cream may have a smoother texture.
>>>>>>    Almost as bad as that, is the raising of small defensless creatures...
>>>>>
>>>>>This sort of thing really bothers me... and what's worse, there's even MORE
>>>>>
>>>>>Tartaric acid (This people is almost extinct!)
>>>>Yah!  Anyone ever wonder where VELCRO comes from???  Out in the deserts, these
>>>>little creatures called velcros (I think they're distant relatives of the...
>
>>>Did anyone ever tell you that TARTAR SAUCE is made from mayonnaise, pickles,
>>>olives, capers, etc.?  Don't you believe them!  ...
>>> ...(description of "Plaque Sauce", a new consumer product)...
>>>
>>>                             -etan

>     I had always thought that tartar sauce was made from regurgitated
>cream-of-mushroom soup.  That's what it reminds me of...
>
>     Another interesting "edible" item that occurred to me--
>
>	FISH HEAD Beer.
>
>     They only changed the name to Moose Head to placate(plaqueate?) the
>consumer.  Has anyone ever SEEN a moose head not mounted on a wall?  Not a
>pretty sight, I'm sure.  Now I've seen fish heads(wish I hadn't!) and can
>safely believe in them.  But a moose head? Come on!
>
>Question to provoke thoughtful discussion(!):
>
>   Is there REALLY any difference between canned ${dog_food,corned_beef_hash}?
>
>I've referred to corned-beef hash as "dog food" for years.
>
>				Kchula-Rrit
>
And then there are all those poor defenseless nauga who are skinned for
there nauga-hide (sic) and left to freeze in the cold.  They are rapidly
going extinct (haven't you noticed how little you've seen lately)....
 '`'`'
  Ken
  '`'`'