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From: david@infopro.UUCP (David Fiedler)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Watermelons and Homeboys
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Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 00:48:24 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 28 00:48:24 1985
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You fools have it all wrong. It's not hanging out with a cucumber or on
top of the telly, it's in a 10-ton hydraulic press. And then there's the
watermelon...

"Why is that homeboy there?"
"I'll tell you later" -- but he never does.

Penguins belong on televisions, not homeboys OR watermelons. As everyone
knows by now, a homeboy stands on your lawn with a lantern in jockey garb.

The official net.bizarre animal should obviously be the slug.
I hope this answers all your questions.