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From: cly@cbdkc1.UUCP (Carl Yaffey)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Turtle initiation ceremony
Message-ID: <1121@cbdkc1.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 08:28:40 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 28 08:28:40 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 30-Aug-85 20:19:59 EDT
Reply-To: cly@cbdkc1.UUCP (Carl Yaffey)
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus
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Ok, Ok, in response to an ever-increasing demand for the Turtle
initiation ceremony I will now perform one for all you
would-be Turtles out there. Please answer the following four
questions with the PROPER, MORAL, CLEAN response. If you answer
"dirty", you're OUT! Mail me your answers. I will post the correct ones
in a couple of weeks so you can see if you made it.

1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and
a dog on three legs?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two of?

3. What is a four-letter word ending in "k" that means intercourse?

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far
out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

If you answer these correctly, you will be a Turtle. It is
assumed that all Turtles own a Jackass. Therefore, whenever another
Turtle asks you, "Are you a Turtle?". You MUST answer, "You bet your
sweet ass I am!". If you do not give the password loud and clear out
of embarrassment or some other reason, you owe the asker a beverage
of his/her choice.
Carl Yaffey 
cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly

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Carl Yaffey at AT&T Bell Laboratories Columbus, Ohio 
614-860-3399 cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly