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From: chabot@miles.DEC (All God's chillun got guns)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: ATTIS's force reduction: A Modest Proposal
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Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 15:48:53 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 27 15:48:53 1985
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>  I have a better proposal. Instead of firing the smokers, I suggest that 
> ATTIS fire all their employees that post articles to net.flame (or any of the
> net groups, for that matter). After all, quite a few of such inane postings
> adversely affect the mental health of other employees--including those of 
> other companies and ATTIS employees who aren't even co-located!
> 
> They get less work done than those who don't post (even smokers who miss
> work due to health reasons), since they're wasting all their time on the
> job spitting waste into the net instead of being productive. And just think
> of all the legal fees that could be saved with the reduced number of
> liability and class action civil rights suits.
> 
> 			Soctt Berry
                         ^^
Even if any of that was true, I bet they can at least type their own names
correctly.  Most, anyway.  :-)  And we know what's really important: it's not
who you are or what you say, it's if you can spell!  And use it's correctly!
We want form!  (no content) 

There hasn't been a mindless grammar war in weeks!  What's wrong with us people!

(Green write rings?)

If smokers our fired, then they won't be able to affords cigaretts!  The 
tobbacco industry will fale!  Every body will be on welfair!  Allready we have
crule, hartless segregation in restorants, airplains (smokers have to sit in
the back), adn nursery schools!  Well take away there right to work, then take
away their write to vote, and you know whats next: slavery--if you want two
smoke you have to work on the planatation and pick it yourself!  For no pay!

SLo batCh   ...decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-amber!chabot   chabot%amber.dec@decwrl.arpa