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From: yrdbrd@bmcg.UUCP (Larry J. Huntley)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Today's hit list
Message-ID: <1846@bmcg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 3-Sep-85 16:26:08 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep  3 16:26:08 1985
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Keywords: postage-paid

In article <645@rduxb.UUCP> daw1@rduxb.UUCP (WILLIAMS) writes:
>	As for those postage-paid envelopes that always seem to
>accompany junk mail offers, stuff 'em full of the other junk
>mail you got that day and drop it in the mail. The mailer of the
>junk gets the favor returned. (I always thought making up a bunch
>of 3" by 8" by 1/4" thick lead plates to mail back in those
>envelopes would be fun! Imagine the postage due on that load.)
>
>					Doug Williams
No, glue them to a brick.  But please, take them to the main post
office so that some innocent mail carrier won't have to lug them
around town from a mail box.

(My thanks to bmcg!dann (Dann McCreary) for this suggestion.  Since he
had the poor taste to go to Hawaii and leave me here, I'll steal his
idea and reap the profits for myself.  Nyaah, ha, ha.)

'brd
-- 
Larry J. Huntley            Burroughs Corporation
                      Distributed Systems Group   MS-703
                  10850 Via Frontera   San Diego, CA  92128
                              (619)  485-4544

There was a passel of them Theosophists at the other end of the
bar, raisin' the Devil.  They had him about ten feet off the floor,
and I could tell by the red clay on his hooves and his black aura
that he was up to no good, so I looks him right in the eye and says,
"Sam B'koo there ain't enough room in this life-cycle fer the both of
us!"  And the little devil up and challenged me to a game of Ten-
Card Tarot, Pentacles wild.  I seen him deal a High Priestess off
the bottom of the deck, and then...