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From: pvp@ihuxo.UUCP (Philip Polli)
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Subject: Falwell as Paladin
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Date: Wed, 11-Sep-85 11:54:07 EDT
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>        Maybe someone could devise a scenario where Jerry Fallwell, a LG
>Paladin, organizes and leads the forces of good to overthrow the minions
>of Lucifer.......

Unfortunately, he doesn't qualify as a Paladin under AD&D rules.
He would need a minimum wisdom of 13 and a minimum intelligence of 9.

I'm sure he would fit perfectly in a PARANOIA game, though. Just think
of the fun he would have blasting all those commie traitors
to the Supreme Computer. And PARANOIA characters don't need
intelligence or wisdom! Just plenty of laser gun barrels.

And yes, I actually listened to his cable TV show a few weeks ago.
He almost convinced me that Raygun Reagan was a dangerous Communist
sympathizer, because there are so many people soft on Communism in
the present administration. So before you flame me, try watching his
show once.

	Phil Polli
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