Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 5/22/85; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!fohl From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Peech Imspediment - offensive to speech challenged (rot 13) Message-ID: <1446@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Aug-85 12:06:34 EDT Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1446 Posted: Tue Aug 27 12:06:34 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 28-Aug-85 09:31:09 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh Lines: 20 Keywords: Seven & Seven Vg frrzf gung n trag jvgu n uner yvc jrag vagb n one bar riravat naq fnvq "Url uzneuaraqre, tvzzr n uarira & uarira". Gur onegraqre, va na nyzbfg vqragvpny ibvpr, fnvq "B'nl, bar uarira & uarira, uhzzva' evtug hc!". Jurerhcba gur thl jvgu gur uner yvc fnlf "Url uzneg ngu, ner lbh zn'va' sha b' zr?". Naq gur onegraqre fnvq "Ab, V uanyx yv' guvf nyyn uavzr". Jryy, gur thl jvgu gur uner yvc jnf fngvfsvrq, naq jrag ba qevaxvat uvf frira naq frira. N juvyr yngre nabgure thl jnyxrq vagb gur one naq fnvq va n ovt ybhq ibvpr "Url onegraqre! Tvzzr n orre!". Gur onegraqre ercyvrq va n ybhq ibvpr "Bxnl! Bar orre, pbzva' evtug hc!". Gur thl jvgu gur gur uner yvc trgf cvffrq naq fnlf "Url uzneg ngu, V gubhtug lbh jrera'g zn'va sha b' zr". Naq gur onegraqre jnyxf bire naq juvfcref "Fuu, V'z abg zn'va' sha b' lbh, V'z zn'va' sha b' uvz!". -- Fohlski --> Frammin' on the jim-jam frippin' at the crotz.