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From: michaels@cornell.UUCP (Michael I. Schwartzbach)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YAEMPJ
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 13:01:54 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 13:01:54 1985
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I heard this one once:

  What's the difference between a mathematician, a physicist and
  an engineer?

  A mathematician assumes that a series is divergent until the
  opposite has been proven.

  A physicist assumes that a series is convergent until the
  opposite has been proven.

  An engineer assumes that a series is convergent even though
  the opposite has been proven.



Well, I like it.      /Michael I. Schwartzbach