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From: frye@cuuxa.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: in search of bottlenecks, Maroa and black holes.
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Date: Mon, 26-Aug-85 17:02:33 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 26 17:02:33 1985
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A feller by the name of Phil Trubey sent me a buck for my trip
to Denver. I was hoping for a larger number of respondants. Oh
well...Thanx Phil. James Trubey asked me where Maroa is. I guess
I will answer in net.singles. Just in case anyone reading "jokes"
doesn't know where it is... Maroa is about 10-12 miles north of
Decatur, Illinois and about the same distance south of Clinton.
Big deal huh?

Note: the rest of this should have been rotated. I didn't twist
it up though. So, if you have virgin ears -- er -- eyes, hit the
old "n" key now.....











Those who don't believe in "bloack holes" should drive to down
town Chicago some night. The men will find several of them down
there trying to sell a little tail on the street corners. You'll
know them when you see them. They are the gals who disappear a
bit on the rapid side when a squad car goes by. (they can almost
achieve the speed of sound) They can reappear almost as rapidly
when the squad car gets down the street about a block or so. I
always wondered if it was safe to take advantage of an opportunity
with one of these lassies. They can't be too "sick" and still move
so damned fast...    How'd that "o" get in the middle of the word
black up there? Guess I'll have to take typing lessons after all.






I'm a game that you used to play. I'm a plan that you didn't lay
so well.... Close your eyes, I'm a memory.          "Ol' Willie"




The Frye in the ointment....
Tom Frye