Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!hplabs!hp-pcd!orstcs!richardt From: richardt@orstcs.UUCP (richardt) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Yet Another Memo Message-ID: <11200009@orstcs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 24-Aug-85 20:46:00 EDT Article-I.D.: orstcs.11200009 Posted: Sat Aug 24 20:46:00 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 29-Aug-85 22:10:50 EDT Organization: Oregon State University - Corvallis, OR Lines: 23 Nf-ID: #N:orstcs:11200009:000:1060 Nf-From: orstcs!richardt Aug 24 16:46:00 1985 InterOffice Memo To: All Employees From: Special High Intesity Training Within the past weeks a large number of people have been avoiding S.H.I.T. This is intolerable within a company which prides itself on having employees with "S.H.I.T. for brains!" To combat this, the department has instituted a new program for training shirkers: the Departmental Educational Evaders Program -- Special High Intensity Training branch (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Persons who are found avoiding assigned S.H.I.T. work will be informed that they are in D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. As members of this program, they are instructed to have long discussions with their immediate supervisor regarding why they are avoiding S.H.I.T. work, and will be assigned additional S.H.I.T. work until they perform satisfactorily, or choose to resign. If they choose to resign, they have the opportunity to join the Retire Anti-Company Personel Early (R.A.P.E.) program. -- From the marginally existent mind of orstcs!richardt "Now -- Forget to hit the ... Oh well, time to try again"