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From: jwz@cmu-cs-spice.ARPA (Jamie Zawinski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Net.Stupid
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Date: Wed, 28-Aug-85 00:02:39 EDT
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Q:	What do you call someone who is two feet tall and rides the subway?

A:	A Metronome!


Moral: never read anything titled net.stupid.


				"Infinity is not in Vermont"

				-- Jamie {jwz@cmu-cs-spice}